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WTF Are People Saying
Webb Pierce fan on Epic Moon Fight Recurve on Thirsty? Webb Pierce fan on Thirsty? eLISABETH on Haven’t Seen Enough of W… eLISABETH on Meanwhile, In Your Closet
Poor Goldilocks, Papa Bear promised to eat her.
sorry guys, my mind is in the gutter, and more than likely to sink even lower
She should keep trying. As I understand it, you have to try out two bears before you find one that is just right.
Her impulsive, hot, furry hook-up turned out to be an Ursa Minor, if you know what I mean.
As distinct from a Pisces?
Pedobear’s grandfather.
Exactly what I was thinking. XD
That’s what they say about the stock market too.
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Why does that bear have a long, cat-like tail?
Becuase it’s his left leg.xD
Bear: Goldie… there is something I have to tell you.
*patts shoulder.*
You are no bear. You are adopted.
Goldie: What nowwz!
*turns face away*
watch out! Pedobear is behind you!
And here we see the oldest surviving relic in the Pedobear Museum. It is a photograph of his great-great grandfather posing with his wifes grandmother. Legend has it that he divorced her 2 years later on her 8th birthday because she was too old.
Ey. Eyy. Loooooveee youuuuu…
PedoBear!
“its ok, you can bear it hun”
lol ill go back to the corner now..