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WTF Are People Saying
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Um… Drugs?
Um… no, I think he’s just crazy.
No, herbs!
ya still on im why
How to Attract Elves to You:
1.) Stop taking your psych meds.
2.) Ignore anyone who advises you to get back on your psych meds.
3.) Practice your overly ‘nice’ voice
4.) Make a batshit crazy Youtube video about your dellusions.
5.) ….
6.) PROFIT!!
I LOL’d.
i want whatever he is on
acid
and bamboo sticks
boring
Sooooooo much crazy.
i dont think there are enough words to even begin to explain the level of crazyness. although am sure he likes hanging around with fairies just as much as elves XD
I checked his youtube page…he actually has a video of him making presents for the faeries…so…ya he likes them too.
Vegetarian fishers?
It’s ok to kill fish as long as you don’t eat it?
Unless you’re using a spear gun most solo fishing will not kill the fish. The fish has to be decapitated or left on land to suffocate.
The act of simply hooking a fish, reeling it in, snapping the hook with a wire cutter and throwing the fish back will allow the fish to live an overwhelming majority of the time. This is called catch and relaease fishing.
Many stocked ponds, artificial ponds with a high density of fish, are strictly catch and release so people can conveniently have the authentic “fishing experience” without depleting the pond.
I imagine the fish in such ponds are unhappy, but they are not killed. If someone is a vegetarian and wishes to try fishing a stocked pond is an ideal spot.
If someone is vegetarian and want’s to try fishing, he should make his priorities clear … O_o
Too long; did not read.
Sorry all i heard was:
“Hello im on drugs, and a monkey comb my hair”
I actually laughed out loud at your comment, bravo!
Got a laugh from me as well
Ditto
3:23
…Yes there are mermen, just like there are male faries…”
Yep … Sure he knows ALL ABOUT the male faries.
That’s 8 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. I was expecting a giant shark to jump out of the water and eat him to make the whole thing worthwhile.
2nd to that…
or at least some bear/wolf/dog to attack him!
this guy is a serious shroom addict
made my day whit his childness thoug xD
by elves, do you mean other homosexuals?
zing!
What a farkin freak. Gawd, we need a good depression to clear this kind of stupidity out of society. Starvation’ll make you realize what’s important in life.
Chopsticks?
Nah, I’ve found that sadness and depression will force more people deeper into their fantasies. That’s why my friend joined the local werewolf pack at my school. >.>
Just a couple days after a suicide attempt, he went from emo to werewolf almost overnight. He told us that the attempt was successful, but they bit and revived him. When I was at his house later, he asked if I wanted to see him shift. So, he tried, and tried, and tried, and after much strain, just started howling his head off. I excused myself and left, because it was just too weird. Come to think of it, I haven’t talked to him in months.
+90 points to kids these days.
+170 million dollars to you if you want to turn your idiot friend into a movie.
this is what happens when a hippee’s kid grows up with drugs
He’s been smoking too much pipe weed.
yeah this guy definitely has a few barrels of old toby in his storeroom.
God Dammit! Stop “rescuing” the elves already! Don’t you know they’re trying to get to Atlantis?
They already did- how do you think it sank in the first place??
What a fvcking whacko!
I would have loved to be on the wait staff at that Chinese restaurant when he brought the elves along to have dinner with him.
I’m otherkin and this is too much crazy even for me >.>
You identify yourself as “something other than human” and this guy seems crazy?
Pot calling the kettle black.
You might disagree, but I think there’s a difference between identifying with something non-human in a psychological/spiritual sense, and thinking that there are elves and unicorns physically roaming around the earth.
What I really liked is that he took the elves to a Chinese restaurant, and apparently they fit in just fine.
Also, who is that kid on the cover of his books, and do we need to call the police?
I don’t believe he’s met any elves, but I’m sure he knows LOTS of fairies.
I was totally with him till he brought up unicorns. thats just silly….unicorns friggin hate elves everyone knows that. cant get near em without freaking out.
wait…. you heard the crazy hippy guy on shrooms say that there were hundreds of bamboo-eating, wisdom keeping, vegitarian elves that habitually go fishing living in a secret kingdom in Florida, but were relocated to North Carolina…. and it was the UNICORNS that keyed you onto the fact that this guy needs a mental evaluation?
How much you want to bet that this secret lake is close to Asheville, or as my friend likes to call it, Mayberry LSD.
Wait, wait, I’m confused. Elves are fishers. They came up with the idea of fishing with nets. They sell nets to elves. Ummm…
I was expecting something to jump out an eat him. Totally disappointed.
mister, i have a question. what your name adress and phone number, and where are you hiding your weed? try explaining that one to the cops
If there really was an elf there, it would have got tired of a crazy guy standing around blabbing, and set the unicorns on him.
Wait…WHAT?
So Let me get this straight… “Elves” are homeless gypsies who drug this guy into helping them travel to Cali to Squat in peoples vacation houses use their beaches and give them oranges and apples.
nah. North Carolina
So hang on a sec.. I can build an Elf Trap baited with only oranges on a bamboo plate?
Awesome!!
Elves like to be around water, because elvens and nyphs are kinda common. No Mountain to the ocean stuff!
Don’t make a religion out of fable creatures. O_o
The Xians did it and have a zombie god, why can’t other people do it?
“like herbs are the healing modality of our world”…did he just admit to being on drugs?
Do Magic Mushrooms grow in the Appalachians or did this fellow bring his own stash along?
this is ridiculous….
everyone knows the elf population was completely wiped out by the smurfs in The Great Unicorn Mermaid War…
he needs to get his facts str8…
Were at a secrect location in the APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS in NORTH CAROLINA at ELF LAKE.
that one fucking secrect place.
ORANGES AND APPLES!!!
Now we just need to capture this dude, suck up his genes and inject that to all those terrorists. Then you’d have a bunch of bearded guys always smiling and talking with a nice voice, instead of blowing themselves up.
On top of that, you’d have a lot more people to rescue the poor elves, Just Imagine!!
I laughed
But could you really handle ‘born again elf terrorist’ prancing around everywhere asking if you want to ride their unicorn?
I’d rather ride their unicorn than their airplane.
He keeps reffering to “we”
“We didn’t have an orange”
“We took all the nature spirit children and all the adults to a chinese returaunt”
My question is who is the other person? Are they on the same thing as this guy?
This just left so many unanswered questions…
Who is this guy, and why isn’t he on medication?!
Another question would be who the little boy dressed as an elf on the bookcover is…
i don’t think he is crazy . if you noticed he is pushing a chain of books he wrote. there’s nothing insane about trying to make money. i did a bit of research and apparently this guy makes a lot of it off of his books ,guest appearances ,work shops and festivals. he is capitalism at its finest people.
He is laughing all the way to the bank. This guy is selling shit tons of books.
Too bad the guy comes across as a total goofball. I’ve seen a real elf and it didn’t look anything like he described.
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Yaaay, Candy Mountain, Charlieeee!
Oh no! Watch out for the blehblehbleh!
my friend has bamboo in her garden ill tell her to keep an eye out for some elves lol XD
You know what I’d love to see? This guy doing a combination Elf Hunt/Painting show with Bob Ross. “And over here, we have a happy little Elf enjoying the happy little apples and oranges we brought him….lets paint him Indian Yellow.”
You know, as a follower of faerie-folk lore/tradition (bigger here in Britain than overseas), my immediate thought was: ‘dumbass! If you really knew elves and you made videos about them and put them on the internet, you’d be dead in minutes.’
Seriously. Dude. Learn some preservation skills. Elves are kick-ass, and they like their privacy. STFU already.
Feel free to mock.
Thank you! Yes, I’ve heard that they have ways of preserving their society, many of which the average person wouldn’t really want to know…
I’m pretty sure this guy knows all about male fairies too, lol. He either needs to quit taking what he’s on or get back on what he quit taking. These are the type of people that voted for Obama and want to be in the military, folks…sigh…
So… Where’s the Elves?
Vegetarian midgets or shaved Beavers?
My frind used to sing a song… It had the chorus “Gnomes, gnomes, gnomes are evil!” And then some lyrics. As for this guy, he is either ****ing high as ****ing h*ll, or he is in denial. Probably both.
Acid is a weird ass drug
Get out of my state!!!!
How did he keep a straight face for all that?