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  1. Da J Man says:

    WOW! just- wow.

  2. vk says:

    Oh jesus, that’s the worst I’ve heard for a long time

  3. Bloodorigin says:

    This Dogs has to be put down, sorry Jimmy

  4. Zundfolge says:

    So Peter Criss has gone all Christian folk singer?

  5. Yui Daoren says:

    What’s so “WTF” about this? It’s a religious indoctrination video made for kids. Kids love silly makeup and folk-style music is pleasant. No “WTF” here at all.

    • No Hope says:

      You’ve been seriously desensitized. THIS IS A GROWN MAN IN DOG MAKEUP PROFESSING HIS ETERNAL SERVICE TO A FICTIONAL ZOMBIE. How much WTF do you need, sir?

      • Billybob says:

        So what your telling me is that grown men don’t wear dog makeup…?

        Oh, well, shoot.

      • Yui Daoren says:

        When you put it like that…

        I guess I have been desensitized.

      • Rigel says:

        As an advocate of science and reason, I am… quite confused. I understand that this is just an introduction to Christianity for children, but this is a bit too far, isn’t it? When I think about it more, religion (all religion) is REALLY creepy. I wonder why people are saying wtf at this, when the principle behind it is based on paradoxes, contradictions, and hypocritical statements made by someone who is his own father and his own son. Now THAT’s wtf.

        • Jimmylou says:

          I’m more terrified about the part with “leash” and “master”. Kinda sounds like what they say about catholics in news… O_o

      • Imawulfy says:

        Well at least the Makeup makes him lookyounger :o

    • Alex says:

      Religion is pretty WTF, especially this brand.

    • Riot says:

      It’s “WTF” because that just looks creepy o.o
      The music isn’t terrible, but I’m sorry, I’d be the kid who had nightmares later after seeing this video. It’s just unsettling.

  6. Sara says:

    Yeah I totally agree. I see nothing wrong with this! I bet all the kids in the whole world are quote and quote ” HHHOOOWWWLLLIIINNNGGG!!” to his music.

    • grammar police says:

      OI. It’s “quote end quote,” which is generally used in spoken communication to indicate the quote marks which would be used in written communication. Also, the actual quote marks that you put around the quoted word are sufficient.

      • morbo says:

        Oy indeed. You’re fired from the grammar force. It’s “quote… unquote” in the spoken version. If you’re going to get pedantic on someone’s usage you could, at least, research your gripe. As a professor I use this term regularly in lectures-complete with “v-shaped” finger gestures- as do many public speakers. My wife is an English professor and concurs. You’re, simply… wrong. Both of you.
        Moreover, the truly sad part is that it’s so petty as to not be worth critical observation- technically that goes for me as well. :) When you point your finger at someone- three point back at you!

  7. Rose Laflesh says:

    After watching this, I will have nightmares forever.

  8. Isotopia says:

    This crazy turd is one reason why I don’t allow my children to spend the night over with their Christian friends

    • morbo says:

      Crazy turd indeed. After being raised in a baptist environment I agree with you in the extreme! When I start hearing shite like this I tend to mentally plan for the nearest exit. Scary, unstable and mentally infirm people act like this. My brother’s a baptist minister and I’m a theistic evolutionist- so you can imagine the “discussions” around the table at Thanksgiving. Lol

  9. Bam says:

    I don’t know about other kids but if I’d been forced to watch any thing like that when I was little, it would’ve scared the Holy living shit out of me. Not only would I be scarred for life and reject Christianity, I’d also freak out anytime I came into contact with a dog…. or a Furry.

  10. Ac says:

    this scares the crap out of me.

  11. di says:

    The lyrics didn’t even rhyme!!!!!

  12. McKavian says:

    It’s never pretty when furries get religion.

  13. StrangeRover says:

    Man, that is just creepy!

  14. Thursday says:

    Hey! He never gets to the part where he pees at every intersection, sniffs other follower’s butts and has Jebus pick up his crap in a plastic bag!

    This song is incomplete!

    • MrSlow says:

      Thursday, you made an important point here.
      As a Christian, comparing yourself to a dog is funny and without doubt pretty stupid.
      Go, run for that stick your master keeps throwing. Again and again.
      me thinks: stupid doggie!

  15. un1k3n says:

    Jesus: Better than a bone.

  16. Dave says:

    Has anyone seen my eyes and ears? I gouged and ripped them off my head and have decided that as horrible as that was… I would like them back so I can see things like my wife and kids again.

  17. KC says:

    This is the kind of crap that drove me out of that religion. Imagine having to put up with this and people who enjoy this for hours every week.

    I got lucky that I’m in a country where it’s socially acceptable to not be a part of the dominant religion.

  18. plasticanimal says:

    An unholy trinity, folk music, clown make up and religion. This would’ve given me nightmares as a child.

  19. MrCheese says:

    Someone watched ‘All dogs go to heaven’ a few too many times.

  20. Gilbert Alexander says:

    What The FU- *smitten*

  21. Sara says:

    you guys are mean, he’s just trying to make kids have more faith in God! :’(

    • nexus says:

      You say that like indoctrinating children into believing in a fantastical sky-daddy is a good thing…

    • morbo says:

      And you are deluded. This is child recruitment and should be illegal until a person is old enough to understand the complexity of religion(s) and make personal choices without being faced with child propaganda. If a person is faced with an age of consent for such a simple and natural thing as sexual behavior then religion shouldn’t be addressed until, at least, after a person has voted or has reached legal drinking age. Indeed religion is the opiate of the masses and should be treated as any other controlled substance. It’s unfair to children to brain wash and coerce them into ANY specific religion at a young age- and obviously this indoctrination/recruiting is trained on the very young. You should be ashamed for supporting delinquency and social ignorance in minors! After all, look what it’s done to you!

  22. Sarge says:

    It’s people like this that made me become an atheist.

  23. Luiz Taboada says:

    Isn’t this guy that one that plays a beside a river? They’re both failing…

  24. Clover Goldngreen says:

    I’m surprised no one made a Juggalo joke yet.

  25. er says:

    ………………..what has been seen, can not be un-seen. *squints*

  26. T0m says:

    Nice voice :D

  27. bob says:

    so what time is he handing out the free candy

  28. BehindGreyEyes says:

    God bless youtube! If it hadn’t been created think of all the random shit we wouldn’t have seen! Hallelujah y’all!

  29. k-otik says:

    @Luiz Taboada. That was my first impression as well.
    @un1k3n. I was also rather impressed that he judged Jesus as “better than a bone”. It’s a brave stance he takes.
    @ all Do you think this guy made this video hoping to get on this site? If so, he has done very well!

  30. Andy says:

    It’s people like this that make Christians look like utter lunatics. It’s depressing that because of these wack-jobs people reject God who loves them. I’m pretty sure Jesus would say WTF to this.

  31. T says:

    Well that was disturbing, I’ll be having nightmares tonight

  32. Punchline says:

    I’m scarred! good voice just shouldnt waste it on stuff like that!
    stupid dog makeup too, then again couldve been a dog diguised as a man? scary stuff! im not rligious and i think thats why! nothing wtf bout it though.

  33. hymenoxis says:

    I lost it at “leash of love.”

  34. Blank says:

    IM ACTUALLY FUCKING SCARED

  35. Lisel says:

    WTF?!?!? Freaking creepy! Dx

  36. thedecoywhofailed says:

    too bad we have to put him down sorry yellar!

  37. Cutrose_1985 says:

    I never thought I would have to get a night light but after this I’m heading to Walmart to pick up at least a 3 to keep this clip from entering my dreams.

  38. Trevor24 says:

    Why do people need to bash religion, why can’t we just LOL at a really funny video? haha i love it and am thoroughly delighted that this happened.

  39. KandyLand says:

    He’s trying to make a serious point but NO ONE will ever take this retard seriously. if I was trying to lead people to Jesus the last way I would try would be painting my face and singing about dogs…. this man is on some drug’s because normal sober people wouldn’t do something like this unless they were completely mocking it. BUT! It’s funny as hell and i laughed my ass off XD

  40. al says:

    sick…. just full blown brainwashing, full of empty promises. Still, dog make-up is down right weird and probably would scare children and little animals……………….so, yep it gets the thumbs up for “WTF!”

  41. Frammel says:

    I guess hanging around with a space alien when you’re 12 actually *can have long-lasting detrimental effects, who woulda thought…

    At least E.T. was a smash hit for its time.

  42. Blair Hatfield says:

    LOLOL I JUST DIED A LITTLE.

  43. plutiot says:

    nobodys gonna cry when this dog is put to sleep


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