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So I was bragging to Bobo Fett the other day that the Death Star 3 would be a “Green Alternative” to a WMD. How was I to know that he would put the metal workers unions on strike till it was done?
“You know Vader, this is all your fault? I mean twice you let your kid, and his littly friends destroy the first two Death Stars! We were lucky that the insurance company paid for the second Death Star at all. This third one will be have to be paid for in cash. And I expect you to pay your fair share for it also!”
This has been done already, like a few months ago, and it was much funnier.
Welcome to Russia.
Vader: it is not my fault! theres a recession, you know!
The original prototype for the Death Star was much less ambitious than it later came to be.
I find your lack of power tools disturbing.
Ahh quality time with dad/master in the backyard. Always a classic.
I feel like this needs to be a show. Darth & Pal(patine). It would follow them around as they hatch evil but adorably incompetent plans.
Building A Deathstar. The early days
Darth Vader: The Death Star will be completed on schedule.
The Emperor: You’ve done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for a hot water bottle.
Vader: “this patterned linoleum I found in the dumpster will look just smashing in the new Deathstar rec room, don’t you think, Emperor? Master?”
Palpatine: “Just. don’t. say. anything.”
…That’s no space station…
Today I woke up early and I could not sleep at night, becouse of this post. It’s really a sleep taker?.
Craftsmanship. (with fist clenching and snarling tone-) “It will be the ultimate power in the universe.”