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WTF Are People Saying
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The Germans – Proving Rule 34 one of these at a time.
“Good things from the bad wolf” for those of you who can’t understand it.
…oh god it’s the Daleks
In Germany synchronized swimming is so popular that synchronized swimming teams have their own corporate sponsors, mascots, cheerleaders and dedicated synchronized swimming stadiums seating up to 80,000 fans.
not.
In America being a fatass is so popular 60% of the population is a risk for organ failure!
Ich bin den bösen Wolf, den bösen anal Wolf
sir, you fail hard at german.
It says “Good things from the evil wolf,
1 daily ticket, 1 pretzl, 1 pepperbiter (must be Bavarian, dont have any idea what it is, Im assuming its something like gingerbread), 1 non-alcoholic drink – 26 €
The only thing I can’t figure out is wtf this included ticket is for…
“Tageskarte” means “the thing we made for lunch for you today”
Pepperbiter are smoked sausages
and “Tageskarte” is not a ticket for a day in this case, but the restaurant’s daily menu.
pepperbiter : it´s a kind of sausage, wich is smoked. nothing like gingerbread. and NOT typically bavarian. more in the north-west common. The strange things come always from bavaria for you stereotyped guys, right ?!
lol’d at the title!
theres no way it can be jacob, he looks to straight and he doesnt have sixteen six packs, and im pretty sure the real jacob would melt in water, maybe……
actually, “Tageskarte” DOES mean ticket for a day in this case. You don’t buy a menu, and asking 26 € for a drink, a pretzel and sausage is ridiculous. I’m assuming that this is an ad for a swimming pool or spa that has a restaurant in it. It’s a rather curious combination, though.
this STILL makes more sense than Twilight.
Whoah! Must be one of this creepy-themed flyers for the local Swinger Club… you got that in the mail sometimes, if you live in Bavaria / Austria (though this one is a bavarian)
i live in bavaria. i never had something like that in mail …
It’s an add for a swimming pool with saune etc in Kassel (Germany) (NOT Bavaria!!) xcentric . de/news/maerchenhafter-sommer-in-der-kurhessen-therme/
The picture there is even worse.
And yes, Tageskarte is a ticket for the pool.
If it was something from the menu, it would say “Tagesgericht”. Also usually the “Tageskarte”-Menu contains more than one dish.
Pedowolf
This doesn’t look like it’s actually an alcohol FREE drink…