This offends every aspect of my psyche, including my sense of good taste, grammar, diction, timing, editing, and self esteem. And my ears and eyes are bleeding.
will these be available for the x-mas season? I noticed there were some cords on the ground when “she” is sitting. will there be a wireless version? I’m a teacher and I want it to sing the A-B-C song for my class of kindergarteners.
This with the penis-as-a-sundae guy is the worst day ever. I guess Palin’s gonna become president now that the curtain has been pulled back on this madness.
Now I actually feel normal. And I would wear a tutu and swimfins to work if I felt like it. Even the bus driver has stopped looking at me weird. But that’s because I’m blackmailing him on the side. I know what’s in his closet.
In schools nowadays is it considered assault with a deadly weapon if you use peanuts in a slingshot? Or is that just A-Salt? I’ll stick with batteries. Yes, Assault with batteries!
Am I to tired, or is it the heat? If I have another coffee, do I run the risk of Sharting?
There is a crawl of other videos beneath this one, suggesting that this is just one of an entire genre of crudely-animated mechanical dolls. That bothers me even more than the video.
Your picture is scary, but the doll is fuckin creepy. For one, the doll is real. For another, zombies are only really scary if they can touch you, whereas the doll is like IRobot + That one twilight zone episode with the maniquins.
The director gets more artistically daring at the end, with the flipped shot and garden zoom. Also, what is that white stuff on the floor in the flip shot? Do I really want to know?
It was automation, I know
That was what was making the factory go
It was IBM; It was Univac
It was all those gears going clickity clack, dear
I thought automation was keen
Till you were replaced by a ten-ton machine
It was that computer that tore us apart, dear
Automation broke my heart.
There’s an RCA 5-0-3
Standing next to me, dear, where you used to be
Doesn’t have your smile; Doesn’t have your shape,
Just a bunch of punch cards and light bulbs and tape, dear
You’re a girl who’s soft, warm and sweet
But you’re only human and that’s obsolete
Though I’m very fond of that new 5-0-3, dear
Automation’s not for me.
It was automation, I’m told
That s why I got fired and I’m out in the cold
How could I have known When the 5-0-3
Started in to blink it was winking at me, dear
I thought it was just some mishap
When it sidled over and sat on my lap
But when it said “l love you ” and gave me a hug, dear
That’s when I pulled out. . . its plug.
I’ve seen some disturbing stuff in my day…Like 14-year olds getting drunk and high at a party, someone’s leg getting cut open on purpose by a “vampire,” even the stuff on drewpickles.com…But this, this was just…I’ve never felt so…violated…I feel like I need to take a shower, or call the police…or my mother…
I only watched half of this. My computer popped up with a notification part way through and the beeping noise made me fall off my bed :/ Now I’m too freaked to finish :/
Okay, am I the only one thinking people are overreacting to this just a wee little bit? Yeah, I was weirded out at first. Then I was pretty disturbed when I started having the song stuck in my head. But now it’s just entertaining. Kind of cute, in a way.
It started out fine. Kinda creepy doll, but cute song. Then it started chanting ‘please me’ over and over again. And then it started chanting ‘Run’. And then… Suddenly, leaves. Leaves everywhere. And finaly… Severe Mental Scars and a month without sleep. Yep, that basicly sums up the video.
god dammit.
my thoughts exactly.
They could have at least made it Ginger so you would have a better idea of what to expect.
Does she sound like GladDOS? Or the song at the end?
I thought the same thing. Maybe this is the real reason GLaDOS went all pissy and gassed everyone, because her YouTube career failed.
1:03 – 1:12 : “You! are! fantaaaastic!. Run! Run! Run! Run!”
Run indeed…..
Thanks for the nightmares. Seriously, this is worse than chucky.
wtf?
ditto. wtf.
wednesday thursday friday?
I half expect to get a call saying “You will die in seven days” now. What was this? And why the random outdoor shot in the middle? What was that for?
Outdoor shot must be where the bodies are buried.
O.O
This offends every aspect of my psyche, including my sense of good taste, grammar, diction, timing, editing, and self esteem. And my ears and eyes are bleeding.
Agreed.It also took away several minutes of my life that I would like to have back.
Oh god, kill it, please!
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
KILL IT WITH NAPALM!!!!
KILL IT WITH DEATH!
KILL IT WITH MURDERDEATHKILL!!!
MURDER IT TO DEATH WITH KILLING
WE NEED CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!
YES ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN SAVE US NOW!
Chuck Norris your our only hope!
roflmao
KILL IT TO DEATH UNTIL IT DIES!!!
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!!
It’s the only way to be sure.
KILL IT WITH THE VOICE OF JUSTIC BIEBER!!! BABY BABY OUUU ~~DEAD~~
this is so freaky I won’t sleep tonight >+<
fone ringing…
ME: Hello!
phone: seveeeennn daaaaaaaayyssss!!!!
ME: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCC!
That was wrong on every level imaginable
Who ever said that art is dead?
this truly is worthy of the title WTF?!
…my skin is crawling…
I just want to know who to forward my therapy bill to now…. /cry
That’s Mr. Oizo for sure. The behind Flat Eric back in the 90′s.
No way! Mr. Oizo is far more talented than that. If he wanted to seriously disturb us, at least the production value would be much better.
will these be available for the x-mas season? I noticed there were some cords on the ground when “she” is sitting. will there be a wireless version? I’m a teacher and I want it to sing the A-B-C song for my class of kindergarteners.
and scar them for life? what kind of sick person are you?
seems he got you…
This with the penis-as-a-sundae guy is the worst day ever. I guess Palin’s gonna become president now that the curtain has been pulled back on this madness.
He is still the worst thing you will see today.
I shat my pantaloons.
Now I actually feel normal. And I would wear a tutu and swimfins to work if I felt like it. Even the bus driver has stopped looking at me weird. But that’s because I’m blackmailing him on the side. I know what’s in his closet.
In schools nowadays is it considered assault with a deadly weapon if you use peanuts in a slingshot? Or is that just A-Salt? I’ll stick with batteries. Yes, Assault with batteries!
Am I to tired, or is it the heat? If I have another coffee, do I run the risk of Sharting?
There is a crawl of other videos beneath this one, suggesting that this is just one of an entire genre of crudely-animated mechanical dolls. That bothers me even more than the video.
the horror!!!! i think this will officially break rule 34 lol
Nothing is beyond rule 34:
http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS359US359&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=fleshbot#hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS359US359&q=sex+robot&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=4923894f371931d4
Somehow I know I would regret to click this link…
except rosie o’donald
Never. Ever. Tempt Rule 34.
Because 4chan just delights in proving you wrong. So, horrifically, terribly wrong.
Never. Ever. Tempt Rule 34.
Because 4chan delights in proving you wrong.
Horrifically, terrifyingly, tragicly wrong.
Nope – I still would.
At least the day will be better from here on out.
…just another evening in Uncanny Valley, Tennessee.
Not so much a valley, more a bottomless pit I think!
Ok, I’m officially creeped out…. welcome insomnia.
After watching this you’ll get a call from Microsoft Sam saying you will die in 7 days.
Is this the new Björk music video?
the sound is so eerie.
Almost as bad as the Grifter video.
It scared the shit out of me when my comp lagged and all it showed was a black screen. Then the doll came out. I shit my pants
Love that Joker!
who needs real women
I. Feel. Fantastic. Hey. Hey. Hey.
I know of nothing creepier than this video. This was horrifying.
Worse even than this?
This was….just bizarre.
The ladybot, though…
That ruined my life.
I cried in the fetal position for 7 hours, then proceeded to destroy all electrical items in my room. My computer is next on the li-…
Just a normal day in Second Life though, right?!
….Probably. @_@
O_o
Agreed sir, the be-thonged gay eaglemen conga line from the floor is muuch mor edisturbing.
But at least we know that is only CGI, Plastic Fantastic Lover is real!
You all see a horrifying robotic girl.
I see the horrifying next step in the evolution of the blow-up girlfriend.
Its a…robot?
Singing with Vocaloid?
I just want to take those cables attached to her and run them directly to a 570 volt line! *shudder*
From the creators of Napoleon Dynamite and Gentleman Broncos?
Hey hey hey. AND YET… better than Justin Bieber. All it takes is some perspective, my friends.
I won’t take Ambien tonight, because I don’t want to be stuck inside the nightmares listening to this over…and over…
Something to discuss with my therapist:
- A talking mannequin that repeatedly says, “Hey, hey, hey”
- Consider others as androids
- Inquire if you are still “human”
Wow. I could think of more but that doll still freak me out.
Do you dream of electric sheep?
meh…I’d hit it
The title is a lie. Scroll down one entry past the singing doll for the worst thing you will see today. Promise
I didn’t know Joan Rivers could sing.
That was 2 1/2 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.
This is it? This is all it took to seriously disturb you? Meh, weaklings. You’ll never survive the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
http://thehorrorgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Walking-Dead-Zombie.jpg
“I’m sorry this happened to you.”
Your picture is scary, but the doll is fuckin creepy. For one, the doll is real. For another, zombies are only really scary if they can touch you, whereas the doll is like IRobot + That one twilight zone episode with the maniquins.
This is not art! This is demonic!
Thanks for the nightmares coming …
I’m scared.
This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen. And I find ghosts for a living!
I feel the need to barricade my room and curl into a ball in the corner. That was disturbing, at the very, very least.
Is that Luka Megurine singing?
The director gets more artistically daring at the end, with the flipped shot and garden zoom. Also, what is that white stuff on the floor in the flip shot? Do I really want to know?
that wasn’t too bad
That’s fine. I wasn’t gonna sleep tonight anyway!
Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She’s part of a colorful time
Super-sealed lady, chrome-color clothes
You wear ’cause you have no other
But I suppose no one knows
You’re my plastic fantastic lover
Your rattlin’ cough never shuts off
Is nothin’ but a used machine
Your aluminum finish, slightly diminished
Is the best I ever have seen
Cosmetic baby plugged into me
And never ever find another
And I realize no one’s wise
To my plastic fantastic lover
The electrical dust is starting to rust
Her trapezoid thermometer taste
All the red tape is mechanical rape
Of the TV program waste
Data control and IBM
Science is mankind’s brother
But all I see is drainin’ me
On my plastic fantastic lover!!!
Jefferson Airplane/Plastic Fantastic Lover (Surrealistic Pillows)
Jeebus Xmas, 80 some comments and no-one else had that?
Am I getting old?
From the early 1960s:
AUTOMATION
(Alan Sherman)
It was automation, I know
That was what was making the factory go
It was IBM; It was Univac
It was all those gears going clickity clack, dear
I thought automation was keen
Till you were replaced by a ten-ton machine
It was that computer that tore us apart, dear
Automation broke my heart.
There’s an RCA 5-0-3
Standing next to me, dear, where you used to be
Doesn’t have your smile; Doesn’t have your shape,
Just a bunch of punch cards and light bulbs and tape, dear
You’re a girl who’s soft, warm and sweet
But you’re only human and that’s obsolete
Though I’m very fond of that new 5-0-3, dear
Automation’s not for me.
It was automation, I’m told
That s why I got fired and I’m out in the cold
How could I have known When the 5-0-3
Started in to blink it was winking at me, dear
I thought it was just some mishap
When it sidled over and sat on my lap
But when it said “l love you ” and gave me a hug, dear
That’s when I pulled out. . . its plug.
Well … that’s 2:31 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
totally agree
Holy crap. Kill it with fire!
I PLUG YOU IN!
Dim the lights-
ELECTRIC BARBARELLA!
I’ve seen some disturbing stuff in my day…Like 14-year olds getting drunk and high at a party, someone’s leg getting cut open on purpose by a “vampire,” even the stuff on drewpickles.com…But this, this was just…I’ve never felt so…violated…I feel like I need to take a shower, or call the police…or my mother…
i am both horrified and enthralled.
Perspective and reasoning; shot. All is lost. I need my mommy…and a bowl of cheese doodles.
probably the worst clip ever, don’t see the point, wasted the creators time as well as everyone who viewed it… lame
Why does this remind me of a less scary Lady GaGa O_o
This is the one video that genuinely disturbs me to the core.
I only watched half of this. My computer popped up with a notification part way through and the beeping noise made me fall off my bed :/ Now I’m too freaked to finish :/
im scarred for life
Okay, am I the only one thinking people are overreacting to this just a wee little bit? Yeah, I was weirded out at first. Then I was pretty disturbed when I started having the song stuck in my head. But now it’s just entertaining. Kind of cute, in a way.
It started out fine. Kinda creepy doll, but cute song. Then it started chanting ‘please me’ over and over again. And then it started chanting ‘Run’. And then… Suddenly, leaves. Leaves everywhere. And finaly… Severe Mental Scars and a month without sleep. Yep, that basicly sums up the video.
…I’m seriously the only one who noticed that this is an early prototype of a nesting, didn’t I?
This is the sort of thing you would expect see in your minds eye during brain surgery or when you’ve got a really bad fever.
I laughed my @$$ off!