Submitted by: nerd man
Via: www.telegraph.co.uk
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WTF Are People Saying
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This is why they lost the war.
This is, why it took the entire world to defeat us.
Nice try thoug, here’s a cookie for you.
curses, there’s a missing “h”. One cookie for the first to find it.
thougH*
+1 cookie
Hey, buddy, you, used one, too many, commas, in your first, sentence, and such, made, it difficult, to read.
Thanks, buddy, I, realy, appreciate, that,.
I’m not sure Germany fought against “the entire world” in WWII but we’ll let it slide. We all know just how sensitive you guys are about that.
Haha, stupid germans. Following an idiot from austria who leads them to doom…
Say Hi to Schwarzenegger, will you? Thanks.
not that they really had a choice
Where exactly do you get Austrian from this article clip? Munich is in Bavaria which a part of Germany near Garmisch. If your relating to Hitler, be aware that this was decades ago, the current German generations have absolutely nothing to do with Nazis or such things. Yet here in America, we still have strong racism and KKK clans. So before opening your mouth, think about your history and where your from first buddy.
Actually, it only took 4 or 5 countries to beat Germany, and the Russians did most of the work… And America was mostly fighting Japan… and France and Poland barely did squat… Oh, and Hitler was an Austrian painter.
You forgot the adjective “crappy” before painter.
You forgot the adjective “crappy” before “painter”.
LOL.
Germany had the aid of the Japanese Empire, Italy’s Dictatorship, and various other powers.
It also relied on unbelievable inhuman tactics against superior forces that remained far more sane.
Germany has evolved beyond that dark time. If you take pride in Germany in WWII, you’re pretty stupid. They blew many advantages by being stupid.
“far more sane” like nuking Japan. Yeah …
No, this is why Germans were stupid enough to declare war on the whole world and then loose so badly they will won’t even think of doing it again.
Thanks for the cookie.
This and Stalingrad
stalingard*
No
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stalingrad
Isengard*
Lol, you get 10pts. for LOTR reference.
Fail!
Mental illness maybe?
That does seem like a fairly likely explanation. Still though…
Or he was just really, really drunk
Nah, it’s obviously Sarah Palin’s mind control machine.
What a great title. I’m actually laughing out loud…
Let’s be clear about this now:
1. He threw a puppy.
2. He threw a puppy at a biker gang.
3. He threw a puppy at not just ANY biker gang but the “Hell’s Angels”.
4. He then stole a bulldozer.
5. He stole the aforementioned bulldozer for use as a getaway car.
6. He went straight home… HOME, ppl.
7. He expected NOT to get caught.
That sounds like a slight-to-moderate case of bat-s**t crazy to me.
You forgot the part about him dropping his pants.
Not to forget, these pants were the only thing he was wearing at all!
who cares if it was “hell’s angels” or not?
Srsly, was zur Hölle? O_o
Jap, seems totally legit to me. Really, it’s like, something we do all day in Germany.
Actually, the only thing i wondered about was if he tried to flee the scene with his pants still down…
That and making enemies of basically the entire world.
Gotta know your limits
HAHAHAHAHA! LOL! SNOW IN EUROPE? THATS JUST CRAZY!
You should have seen germany this year.
Twas beautiful.
duh…was suicide attempt, cleverly disguised as not suicide attempt…at least he TRIED to look like he was smart enough to run from them….hate to be him when they get their hands on him…
Is the puppy okay though?
Yeah I seriously wanna know too.
That’s what I’d like to know.
And if I was going to throw an animal at the Hell’s Angels, it would be a skunk.
i’d throw a llama.
I would’ve thrown a cat.
I would’ve eaten the puppy.
Please never breed.
As if that was ever going to happen anyway
Throwing a cat could get you into BIG trouble. Look what happened to that woman who put the cat in the wheelie bin. And she only PLACED it there, she didn’t throw it
Yeah I never understood the hysteria about that. That cat probably just slept most of the time If a human were to get trapped in a bin, his pet cat isn’t going to be worried about him. The cat won’t even think about him. All it’ll think about is it’s food. Let’s face it; they’re cute but they’re psychos. And they’ve got most humans wrapped around their paw.
Because there’s no way for it to get out, it would have died to asphyxiation or potentially getting crushed in the garbage truck.
Have you ever actually owned a cat? All the “self absorbed psycho” stuff is just an exaggerated joke about their aloofness but they are loyal and friendly. Their methods of expressing it depend entirely on the individual animal’s personality.
Having said that, no animal should’ve been thrown.
The bins aren’t airtight, and the bin men always open and check if there’s anything in the bin before taking it to compactor.
Prefer dogs; far more loyal and affectionate. Think about it: if you fell into a bin, a dog is far more likely to be concerned than a cat. When was the last time you read about a cat saving someone’s life?
It doesn’t matter whether or not the danger was substantial, throwing someone’s pet in a bin on purpose is way worse than running over a pet by accident (or at least to me).
You are entirely free to prefer dogs. But how much someone is worth to you shouldn’t be measured by how much they care about you. And the same goes for pets. A cat doesn’t deserve worse than a dog.
I’m not saying the cat deserved it. I’m saying the reaction to it was hysterical, over the top and unwarranted. Mary Bale received death threats, her address was posted online for any psycho to utilise, hate pages were set up and she was vilified in the media around the world as if her crime were paedophilia.
A sense of proportion that’s all I’m saying. It’d be nice to see that level of outrage directed at something truly worthwhile. But I guess that’s too much to ask. No wonder the world’s so messed up.
Agree. Shouldn’t have put cat in bin but reaction was unreal. There are people throughout the world, treated far worse, and nobody gets upset.
Try getting drunk on a Friday night – people with big sticks and guns and capsicum spray etc come along, bash you, throw you in a cage with serious bad guys who do even worse. Nobody gives a rats. Don’t deserve it, just wrong place at wrong time.
And no matter how much people like cats, Mary Bale did not deserve death threats or hate mail or protester shouting at her.
And yes, I have owned cats. And dogs. And rabbits. And fish. And a snake. Currently I own three ferrets.
Ferrets are tops! Soooo much character.
I would have thrown a chainsaw! FTW
A skunk makes more sense – and scents.
there’s a link to the article below the screenshot
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20100614-27841.html
the puppy didnt died, the hells angels didnt eated it
And a link to a German quality newspaper:
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/muenchen/ebersberg/vermischtes/allershausen-student-rastet-aus-1.959298
Google it!
(The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter, the spokesman added. )
Yay! Now I can appreciate the hilarity of the actual story.
My first thought, too.
Poor puppy.
The rest of the article states the puppy is ok and being cared for at a shelter – http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html
“Have you ever been so mad that you first mooned and then threw a puppy at a Hells Angels gang, and then escaped in a stolen bulldozer?”
“Why yes! Yes I have? Thanks for asking!”
Why is a picture of some bikers unrelated to a news article about someone interacting with bikers? It’s not uncommon to use library photos where you don’t have any photographers at an incident.
I think the joke is that the whole situation is unrelated to anything that makes sense.
Nobody is wondering how he escaped ON A BULLDOZER?! Nobody?!
Once he got the bulldozer moving, no one could really get to him. Unless the police opened fire, they probably thought the only thing to do was get every one out of that idiots way
It was not a bulldozer. It was a front loader or what you call it. With wheels and fast enough so that they can’t catch him running.
And he obviously took it, because he passed a construction side and there it was, standing with the keys in it the lock and nobody was sitting in it.
If you would have read the whole article you would also know the guy who did this suffered from depression and had to take medicine, but at this time, they stopped giving it to him, and it ended up in this s**t. He was delivered to a psychiatry. So, I can not see something very funny about it. Maybe someone can explain…
Because it’s just abstract. Also, suffering from depression does not lead to throwing puppies and hijacking bulldozers.
I’m beginning to think people have forgotten what depression is.
They should throw him at the Hells Angels.
Surprised the Hells Angels didnt kill him first
Is anyone else reading this going “WAS THE PUPPY OKAY?”
Jesus Christ! What happened to the puppy?
….what the- why the puppy? why would he throw it? was there a meaning behind it, or did he just pick up a stray and go “lol have a pup at you MF! yeah me badass!”
Prison rape is not a serious problem. It is funny as hell!
Aggressive male affection is not a serious problem in Germany.
lol – I make a sarcastic joke that uses the b-word and now all my comments are apparently awaiting moderation.
Welcome to the new internet…. where you can watch a woman dookie in another’s mouth and violent war videos but you can’t use a word commonly used irl and on primetime network tv.