Girl, if he’s that big, I suggest you run like hell. The odds are if he gets an erection at all he won’t be running very far with all the blood drained out of his body.
If she feels guilty afterward, maybe she should call Sea World and get him some private time with “Glamoo.”
I’ve seen strange stuff before, but using industrial size packets of ramen seasoning in bed is a new one. The poor gal must be bland. he’s trying to make her seasoned and salty.
If he needs one that big, what is she going to look like when they’re done. And will she have a smile on her face?
It’s over date
I mean over time!
the conndom is expired
That’d be because that is a really old picture that has been around for a long, long time xD
Trojan, because what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.
Supersize Me !
its expired
O.o
You’re never supposed to use your teeth!!!!!!!
oh no!!! its EXPIRED!!!!!
is any one else concerned that it expired 2 years ago?
correction, 3 years ago….
Its a body condom.
Why do they make those things so small
The Full Body Condom: Beta Testing. Tough job for tough men!
I would like to point out that it expired a while ago, just sayin’.
Giant size, because Chuck Norris also have to use them.
Girl, if he’s that big, I suggest you run like hell. The odds are if he gets an erection at all he won’t be running very far with all the blood drained out of his body.
If she feels guilty afterward, maybe she should call Sea World and get him some private time with “Glamoo.”
It’s expired. She’s getting knocked up… fer sure.
Sex with Ke$ha, not worth the effort.
I think the crucial point missed here is that she look absolutely bored and unimpressed.
I’ve seen strange stuff before, but using industrial size packets of ramen seasoning in bed is a new one. The poor gal must be bland. he’s trying to make her seasoned and salty.
It looks a lot like a ramen flavor packet to me….
There was that one scene in that Leslie Nielsen movie. God rest his soul.
reminds me the Naked Gun :p