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WTF Are People Saying
Calico on Sleep Tight Alkaline on Scary Scarecrows Bobby Joe on Sleep Tight Alkaline on Arts and Crafts for Crazi… Emerald63 on Arts and Crafts for Crazi…
This represents true scientific progress but all European media have been shunning it.
Maybe Ke$ha was onto something…
*ahem* http://xkcd.com/846/
^This… Fantastic job, sir.
“But, Boss, it’s just the toothpaste!”
Even the fifth dentist went all in on this one.
6 proof won’t get you any where
I put whiskey in my toothpaste ’cause it’s cheaper than a meal. (whoooaaaooaaooaooooo)
Getting drunk on 2 1/2 onces of 6-proof (3% alcohol)? That’s like saying you get drunk on two sips of light beer…
The guy who made and marketed this stuff was on “What’s My Line?”, a great gameshow from the 1950′s. You can find the episode on youtube. Also check out the eposode with the woman who repairs zippers, hilarious.
That’s what my mornings have been missing… more scotch!
i usually just cut myself and drink my alcoholifilated blood and get drunk again, early cuyler style.
6 proof? Cripes, that’s only 3%. Every beer I’ve ever had was stronger than this.
Ingenious. It appears Ke$sha’s done her homework.
For days when you want to wake up in the morning and feeling like P. Diddy.
minus the -ing in feeling
So THAT’s what Kesha meant… Should’ve known.
meanwhile in russia
For people who don’t like … mint?