Why do you think the Irish used to call them The Fair Folk?
They will do awful things to you if you even vaguely offend them. Disfigurment, enslavement and insanity are just some of the things one can expect from pissing off an Irish fa – Fair Person.
Yeah, ’cause dey gon call ya a knuckle-draggin’, Bible-thumpin’ bigot an’ hit ya wit’ dey purse.
They know where you live and are small enough to make you miserable forever.
If Thomas Covenant couldn’t do it, what chance do YOU have?
Don’t piss on them, either. You’d still piss them off.
That’s okay, I haz salt.
You mean don’t piss those guys, the one who sparkles and the one who turns into a puppy ?
you learn this right quick playing any of the Touhou games
Torchwood…. Torchwood -rocks back and forth
Hey! Listen!
I have the feeling, that Dean Winchester wrote this sign…
Why do you think the Irish used to call them The Fair Folk?
They will do awful things to you if you even vaguely offend them. Disfigurment, enslavement and insanity are just some of the things one can expect from pissing off an Irish fa – Fair Person.
And if you do, THE FAIRY EMPIRE WILL STRIKE BACK!
DAS FEËNREICH!
I want one that reads “Don’t piss off the Nac Mac Feegle, scunner that y’are!”